A
DEFINITION THE GUY
In
our travels around the world we've noticed that in every city
and every town there is always one person who stands out, and
I mean stand out extraordinarily. You know what I'm saying,
they don't even have to be good looking or pretty. Well I listed
below is what makes a guy a guy.
1.
The hair has to be incredible, it has to be big hair, colorful
or both. Slick back, Jerry curl, single colorful plats (must
be bright) and it's got be a style that you or any of your friends
will never have or even dream of having.
2.
Hats. Hats just like the hair must be ridiculous, it doesn't
have be color coordinated. Now most of the time the guys knows
it's ridiculous, but they put it on for the shock factor.
3.
Have you ever wondered why there is always one guy in a bright
leopard skin PVC Suit in the baking heat, or a guy wearing
a string vest in the freezing cold (try and imaging it) or guy
the wears a pair of shorts with his sock pulled all the way
up to his knees but Walt for it.... he's wearing crocodile shoe,
loafers, a dicky bow tie and Afro. Damn! that's what I'm talking
about, THAT'S THE GUY.
4.
The guy, is a person you always spot at the corner of your
eye, then you have to do a double take and then another one
to make sure you're seeing what you think you're seeing. The
guy makes you wish you were carrying a camera or camcorder on
you cause no one will believe you when you talk about (it's
always a Kodak moment).
5.
The guy normally travels alone, he needs no competition,
but when there's more than one guy in the area there's normally
a problem.
Well
folks that's the guy. So if you see a Guy in your city, town
or village take a picture and send it to us. The world needs
to know and understand what a guy is.